FAKE MEAT? WTF!

The thought of someday putting a piece of meat on my grill that was produced by some sort of science magic aka "in vitro", really does not light me up. Farming and butchering is a nobel trade, as is the preparation of delicious bbq. 

While on the topic of fake meat, What the hell is up with all the Meat and Dairy Analogs? Tofurkey brats ? soy burgers ?  Garden riblets? Soy Milk? When was the last time you saw a soybean with a nipple? There are tons of non meat products out there that I love, Grilled veggies are awesome! I would not want to eat simulated vegetables, why would anyone want to eat simulated meat? 

Fake Meat Prize!